The first step is admitting it.

Wow. I saw this license plate frame the other day and just had to take a picture.

I don't know where to start...

Like that I am 98% sure that the driver of this car is a woman.

Like that this is the worst possible frame to have on your car if you get pulled over.

Like that no one should admit liking a teenage vampire romance THIS much.

But I suppose the first step is always admitting that you have a problem. So, good for them.

Now is the next step taking a refresher drivers ed class or joining a book club...

Stay on the Sidewalk

Story 1: There once was a man who got off the train when it was his stop. He stayed on the sidewalk and walked to the crosswalk. Then he waited until the sign said to cross. Then he did.

OOOOOOh... I know. Riveting!

Story 2: There once was a man who got off the train when it was his stop. He didn't want to take the ten extra steps to walk to the end of the platform, so he turned and cut his way across the train tracks and . . .

Cliff hanger? Yup. Because it is. look at this picture. When the person started walking across the tracks, they had no way of knowing if there would be a car coming by the time they got around that barrier. 

Not to mention it just isn't advisable to walk on train tracks . . . 

Life is the same way. When you are making wrong decisions, you surrender yourself to the consequences. 

Life is crazy enough without walking across the metaphorical tracks. Sometimes "I'm sure I'll be fine," just won't be enough.

Stay on the Sidewalk. 

Apparently the roads are more dangerous than I thought!

So... This bumper sticker opened my eyes to some very distressing problems that I didn't even know existed!

1) What are we going to do about all the wheelchairs on the road? 

2) This really isn't safe. Maybe we should have a "wheelchair lane?"

3) This poor car isn't getting anywhere at this rate! 

4) Do we also need a "walking lane" for all of the parents and their almost grown up children? Because apparently they aren't using the sidewalk. . . 

5) If you are walking with someone else can you use the carpool lane?

6) If so, that's a discriminating title. Maybe we should just call it the pool lane.

7) Speaking of being discriminating, what about all of the deer you see on the road? Where's their picture? And the possums? What about them?

I had no idea!

:)